It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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