it wasn't lemon gatorade
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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