is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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