I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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