i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
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so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
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He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
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