It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
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wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
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Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Randomize