Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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