And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
