I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I currently don't understand fingers.
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