Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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