I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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