sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
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She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
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please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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