Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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