dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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