so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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