doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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