I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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