maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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