Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
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nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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