My nipple is on Facebook.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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