I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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