i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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