I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
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I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
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I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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