so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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