I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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