I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
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How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
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And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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