I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
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Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
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I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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