Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
You left your phone here
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