White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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