omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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