Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
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We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
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Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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