need another drink. this is the easiest way
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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