Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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