Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
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Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
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He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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