Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
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I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
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You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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