After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
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Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
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