Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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