can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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