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So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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