I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
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Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
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ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
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