she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
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You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
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You. Win. At. Life.
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Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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