how can u be prego again
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
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does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
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I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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