I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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