when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
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Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
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My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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