that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
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