if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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