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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Even the bartender felt bad for me
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Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
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Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I just want to make out with him forever
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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