Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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