Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Randomize
