even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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