Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
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what are you doing with your life
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Randomize
