Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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