Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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